8 Kinky Ways to Please Your Lover

The following is a list of things I've actively done and have found to be successful strategies to surprise and please my lovers.

1. Plastic Wrap 

Wrap your lover up in this everyday, household product. Depending on how tightly you layer your wrap, you can completely immobilize them. It's cheaper than bondage tape and less threatening than handcuffs, rope or chain, but holds together just as well. Also makes a nice crinkle when you're on top.

2. The Gummy Bear Game 

Rip open a bag of Gummy Bears and lick the back of them to activate their sugary goodness. Stick the sweet treat all over your naked body and have your lover eat them off you. Don't neglect the extra sensitive places on your body!

3. Blissful Waking

Wait until your lover is completely and deeply asleep. Restrain them to their sleeping place and go down on them as gently as possible so not to wake them. If you're talented enough, your lover will climax in a state of total relaxation and wake extremely refreshed. If they wake up--well--you can still have some fun.

4. Unexpected Striptease 

Bored at a party? Surely I'm not the only one to have ever gone to a housewarming, birthday or corporate shindig that was a total waste of energy. Turn that negative energy into a kinky sexual setting by dragging your partner to a secluded spot. Order them to undress you or undress them. Enjoy a hot quicky with the very real possibility of being caught by the collective of partygoers around you.

5. Road Head

Surprise your lover on a drive. Play with your lover when they least expect it and be courteous for when they eventually must step out of the car... swallow.

 6. New Sex Toys

Something your lover's always wanted to do to you that you've been bashful of? Take a chance and swallow your fear. Buy that anal plug, sex swing, cock ring, scary whip or other pleasure devise they've always wanted to try. You might be surprised you actually love what you're afraid of.

7. Special Attention 

Have a lot of bush? Time for that wax or shave? STOP. Do something fun... Have a friend or specialist shave or wax an image into your special place. A tree for Xmas, a snowman for winter, a clover for St. Patrick's Day, a heart for Valentine's Day, or even your lover's initials. If you want to get real wild, let your bush grow and dye it a fun color. Hot pink anyone?

8. Role Playing

Ever want to do it as Cat Woman? Ever want to do Hercules? Why the hell not? By the costumes. Play the role. Accessorize with your character's traditional pieces and have a wild fantasy. 

As always, be safe in any adventure you partake in. Know your lover, the rules and limits of your play, and how to properly use your tools.